protagify

A type of Hawaiian food

Shit! I spilled protagify on my keyboard!

by nottherealmsb July 29, 2017

propane sexual

A person who obsesses over gas grills and propane accessories. Typically Rednecks or Outdoor Wannabes

He is a propane sexual. How many gas grills does he have?

by jondich October 6, 2017

protaconator

Someone who would rather eat tacos than do their daily workout

I know a couple lawyers in Buffalo that are protaconators, but Maltese isn't one of them.

by Protaconate June 11, 2018

Pootanelli

-adjective

-top tier bitch
-high class
-a comedian

-best used when there's no other descriptive word available

- saved for the best

Maurice "I finally went and saw Tammies show Thursday night"
Tonya " Was it amazing?"
Maurice " Hell yeah, that bitch a Pootanelli for sure!"

by TruthSeeker82 March 1, 2021

Protagonitis

A condition that affects the ability to perceive other people or events without fixating on what it means to their personal life narrative or journey

Peter: i would never deny you jesus
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis

by Dickless Avenger November 2, 2021

pootanany

the female genitalia

Hey Jed, your sister looks good to me right about now. Mind if I splash up in that pootanany?

by Jeds_friend October 1, 2008

Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 9, 2010