When you don't Know what to do about your sex life so you go and sell your body to someone with a bigger penis then you and they don't know where the hole is and you tell them you don't have one because your a dude.
by Chunky Rayne March 9, 2019
Get the Prostitutionmug. by JB September 1, 2003
Get the Prostitutedmug. ~South Park~
{Cartman get knocked out (I think) and then wakes up and thinks he a prostitute..)
Cartman- Harro!! Sucky-Sucky one Darra!
{Cartman get knocked out (I think) and then wakes up and thinks he a prostitute..)
Cartman- Harro!! Sucky-Sucky one Darra!
by WUUT March 22, 2008
Get the prostitutemug. The best bang for you buck. No fuss, no muss. Your girlfriend doesn't want to give you oral sex? Or, god forbid, doesn't swallow? You are married for 10 years, and your sex life took a plunge after 6 months? Doing it in the poop hole seems like a distant memory or something from urban legends? When you finally recieve your monthly sex you think that even your hand and a bag of nails would be a better experience? Than despare no more! All it takes is some money and you're set to cumm!
Husband: What?? No sex for a week?! Just because I said your sister is sexy? That's what you think...
Half an hour later: Yes, hello, I'd like to order a large prostitute with everything on it...Yes yes, leather included...
Half an hour later: Yes, hello, I'd like to order a large prostitute with everything on it...Yes yes, leather included...
by angrymind March 29, 2009
Get the Prostitutemug. by Fingerpuppet September 14, 2006
Get the prostitutemug. 
Get the prostitutemug. 