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Adjunct Professor

A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.
Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!
by Mr E August 19, 2008
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street wise professor

A street wise professor is like an O.G. but still on the streets doing what they have done for years. They are usually punks who have been around the scene to damn long. So they end up teaching the younger generations how and why they do what they do.
Any time I am stuck in a town on business I find the street wise professor to let me know whats up.
by Cheez (ED) October 19, 2006
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professor dick

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.
by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005
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Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.
My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011
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Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.
"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."
by Jaolo March 3, 2008
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Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.
David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.
by Wildguy August 28, 2016
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Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.
Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.
by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016
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