Put into proportion

Almost the same as 'put into perspective' but used when talking about size versus point of view.

Mark : "I think you meant 'Put into perspective"
Ella : "No I meant put into proportion"
Mark : "You're wrong "
Internet : "Ella's right"

by ellaisalwaysright August 22, 2016

Teddy bear proportions

Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned

"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."

"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."

by Giska Whome December 29, 2021

Proporntional

When a girl's body proportions are those of a porn star (commonly a large bust and rear with a small waist)

A:Dude, did you see that babe? Check out that banging body!

B: Dude, she's definitely Proporntional

by TheYalk May 15, 2016

promoation

Where a "rising through the ranks" knight or lord is given a more-luxurious castle with a sizable water-filled ditch surrounding it.

King Arthur was known for his fair and generous treatment of his loyal and courageous round-table warriors, so I imagine that he regularly gave them promoations to reward them for exceptional bravery and/or servitude.

by QuacksO May 25, 2020

Probation

I just bought more time to shame & bully your girl.

You are designated as probation status on the following gymnastics events: ALL.

by Gymnastics mom August 20, 2022

selfie-promotion

To take a selfie in the act of performing a good deed or while doing something "cool" and subsequently texting or posting said picture to social media so as to show what an extraordinary person you are

Girl 1: Rachel is so successful - it's pretty awesome to see all the cool things she's doing to give back to her community

Girl 2: You mean all her Facebook posts? Have you met Rachel? That's all just selfie-promotion

by BoilerKE22 December 23, 2014

Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017