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Primae Noctis

A major douchebag move; The supposed right of the lord to take a newly married woman into his bed on her wedding night. Found in Braveheart
Murron MacClannough and William Wallace marry in secret so that she does not have to submit to Primae Noctis.
by argyleninja October 20, 2012
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Primal grab

The act of suddenly grabbing a boob or booty without thinking. Automatic response to Female or Male so sexy you just gotta Primal grab. It does not involve any thought, but simply is an involuntary action.
Elizabeth's breast was so fine that Jason with out thinking did a primal grab.
by I am Muffins January 22, 2017
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Trumps primary anus

The first hole in which trumps shit mostly comes out of (his mouth)
"Did you watch the debate last night?"

"Yes, trump was using his famous trumps primary anus to talk about his plans for the future"
by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 7, 2017
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premature adulation

clapping before the performance is done.
It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
by Gryfin December 30, 2011
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Premature Remotation

This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.

While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
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Primal Plan

A very hyped up plan where the creator never follows through
Dude, I had this primal plan to gangbang these girls at a party, but I ended up watching porn instead
by Yololel November 18, 2014
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Primary Meat

Primary Meat (n) is defined as the main meat ingredient in a sandwich.

The term identifies the defining meat on an individual sandwich and does not characterize a meat on it's own merits. For example, in a BLT bacon is the primary meat; on a turkey club, bacon is not the primary meat.

The Primary Meat on a sandwich may or may not determine the name of the sandwich:
A Turkey Club is named for its Primary Meat, but an Italian Club is named for the collective ingredients of the sandwich, not a singular Primary Meat.
There are a few "tiebreaker" scenarios:

-Tiebreaker 1: When multiple meats are on a sandwich, as with a club (ham, turkey, bacon), the highest quantity meat becomes the Primary Meat.

-Tiebreaker 2: If multiple meats are present in the same quantities, the meat which provides the most flavor becomes the Primary Meat. In our example above of a club sandwich with ham, turkey and bacon, if there are 2 fingers of each meat, then bacon would become the Primary Meat.
(Exceptions to this case would be flavored meats such as cajun turkey, smoked ham)
by Kremz October 6, 2012
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