premonkey

The racial slur that is inclusive of all Asian stereotypes (I.E. bad drivers, good math, small penis, funny speech patterns)

Damn premonkies slowing up the freeway.

Ha ha! You stupid premonkey!

by Farkas April 21, 2005

premonade

(n) a freestyle rap that was written ahead of time; a rap written in advance and falsely represented as extemporaneous to make the rapper appear more talented and quick witted than he actually is.
the word is a play on pre-made and lemonade, and must be used in context of drinking imagery.

Amazed by the flawless structure of the Suburbico's freestyle, Sand Dolla accused him of trying to serve the crowd a tall glass of premonade.

by Suburbico July 19, 2007

Premo Kid

A 'premo' kid is just another, slightly more creative word for a 'scene kid'.

It derives from the words 'prep' and 'emo' which is what most people use to describe so called 'scenesters'.

They are usually obnoxious, loud, annoying and full of themselves.

Girl1: Look at that Premo Kid! What a froob!
Girl2: Yah, their hair looks like a dead cat.

by Miss Scribbles April 11, 2009

premo(preppy emo)

preppy clothes like hollister, abercrombie & fitch, and/or american eagle. hey wear tight pants, wear eyeliner, and paint their fingernails black. some also have a scene or emo haircut. so its basically a preppy kid and an emo kid all mixed up. they are myspace whores but they're nice to everyone, mostly. usually, they don't care what people think about them. and some do drugs, and some dont. it's their choice. most emo kids aren't into death, hate, or torture..but if you do one little thing to piss them off...they can be. some premo kids are actually really fun to be around. only a few have a good personality and are always hanging out with friends, laughing and having fun. they usually don't care if they get in trouble and are always wanting to do wrong things, and are very sneaky about it. most people hate on them, but like i said, they don't care what they think about them. or they take up for themselfs. and they can hide alot of things.

girl: d00d, you're such a premo!
boy: premo!?
girl: yeah, premo(preppy emo)! xD

by xkelsie January 2, 2008

premo

Someone who appears as a prep, acts mostly like a prep, and does preppy things. but on the inside and around people who know them for them is totally emo, cuts, writes poetry, cries.

also someone who is forced to fit into a sterotype that is mostly prep or emo.

prep: omg ur soo preppy at school! why is ur myspace all dark and emo-like?

Premo: becuz im actualyl premo.

by Sara N April 26, 2006

preemptive self-defense

-preemptive means "to strike first"

-self-defense means "to olny stike once struck upon"

preemptive self-defense used by american spokesman in reference to "iraq war"

by Chris Younker December 6, 2003

Premo

A Premo is a unit of measurement that equals about 116 pounds.

Steven weighs about 2 premos.

by StevenIsAway October 24, 2011