dirty prayer

While a man is recieving oral sex, he takes the persons hands who is giving it to him and places them on his member in a praying possition and then he proceeds to face-fuck them (usually works best if you're gonna cum in a minute or two), of course they will be begging/praying for you to stop (hence the name), but you proceed until you are at the moment of truth (about to cum), you then pull your cock out of their mouth and blast your man-juice into their eyes to help them to better see "the light"!...this is a fun/great time for you adventerous fellows out there

As she was giving me head I made her do the dirty prayer!!

by Swannyson February 12, 2008

Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.

Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.

by JBaloni February 4, 2010

Prayer-fucked

When you can't get stuff done in a Muslim country because it's prayer time.

I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.

by Saudi Sultans April 22, 2010

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022

prayers man

Bunch of bullers

Alfie is a prayers man he is gay

by Mr.PumPum October 23, 2018

Prayer Palms

In attempt to fist a female with both hands, when the girl is too tight, you stick both palms of the hands together in a prayer position to stretch open the vagina.

I couldn't double fist her, so instead I used prayer palms to spread open her pussy.

by Facedownazzup November 22, 2018

Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.

If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.

by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018