pineapplesick

A uniquely Queensland state of mind that sets in after someone hasn’t left Queensland for way too long. Symptoms include aggressive buffet behaviour, chronic “me first” decision-making, pig-headed stubbornness, and a baffling inability to coexist politely with other humans. Often accompanied by loud opinions, territorial behaviour, and the belief that rules, queues, and social norms are for other people.

Common triggers include extended exposure to resort wear, all-you-can-eat venues, humidity, and never being challenged by cultures outside the Sunshine State.

“Mate, he took six plates at the buffet, cut the line, and parked across two spots. Absolute pineapplesick behaviour.”

by guntothy January 22, 2026

pineaple

pineaple an incorrect spelling of pineapple can be used in an insult

you look like you spell it pineaple.

by lego_defended. March 3, 2026

Closet Pineapplest

Someone who declares they don't like pineapple on pizza. But secretly they do.

Oh, is that a pineapple pizza! You're such a closet pineapplest.

by f4fred May 24, 2019

i.h8.pineapples

@I.h8.pineapples is the baddest bitch alive, they are relatable and they have a great sence of humor 😩
I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf tho I am shy and awkward - killuaswifeyhaha 😭

- I hate @I.h8.pineapples

- r.i.p you dead bozo

by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021

i.luv.pineapples

emo.

kaeya simp gr woof gr

"im a xiao kinnie" "oh god is that i.luv.pineapples?"

by qu1ller July 11, 2021

Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances

"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"

by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021

peas and pineapples

Dick and balls

The girls want better insulations so the teachers don’t hear them talk about peas and pineapples.

by VirginBoiii2010 September 20, 2022