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Love Portal 

The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.
I fought her love portal until the morning.
Love Portal by Mr.Merc January 12, 2009

Pork Portal 

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.
Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...
Pork Portal by peejaybee October 7, 2008

shame portal 

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.
Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.
shame portal by oak pwrd October 12, 2010

Muddy Portal 

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
Muddy Portal by Shippy69 November 27, 2019

Aether Portal 

The Aether Portal is a Minecraft mod that allows you to build a portal to a realm called Aether, similar to building a Nether portal.

Building it requires you to build a glowstone portal frame (like building a Nether portal) and splashing water inside the frame.

This portal is notorious for ruining our childhood dreams.
Dad: Are ya winning son?
Son, while sobbing: No dad, I tried to build an Aether Portal and it didn't wo-
Dad: Good grief, son! You need mods to build one!
Aether Portal by The7Guy September 9, 2020

hepatic portal vein 

blood from the capillaries in the villi in the small intestine converge in the hepatic portal vein. it then transports the blood to the liver and then to the rest of the body
imagine using the urban dictionary to revise hepatic portal vein