porch hippie 

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

porch hippie by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015

Porch Whale 

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area

Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale

Porch Whale by Captian full send May 30, 2021

Porch Monkey 

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

Porch Monkey by Filthy Sally December 18, 2008

porch monkey 

people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A

Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:

Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something

Ima smack her ass

Gurl its hot in here

Gurl this line is too long

Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy

tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????

porch monkey by tired22 April 2, 2011

porch monkey 

Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".

"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys so that my company can rest their feet a spell".

porch monkey by it'llbalright March 7, 2009

porch punch

Porch Punch: A fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working.

"Look at that lazy fat nigger drinking his porch punch".

porch punch by exterminator September 9, 2003

porch monkey 

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

porch monkey by kcdooggg March 17, 2009