flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

Panteleimon Ponomarenko

Panteleimon Kondratyevich Ponomarenko (Пантелеймо́н Кондра́тьевич Пономаре́нко) was a Soviet politician and one of the leaders of the partisan resistance in Belarus during WW2.
His face is the main default portrait for leaders in the grand-strategy war game Hearts Of Iron IV (HOI4).
His name has also become a sort of inside joke.

bro1: Hey, why is the leader of (country1) the same guy as (country2)?
bro2: The leaders have yet to have correct portraits, the one you're seeing is the default portrait, his name is Panteleimon Ponomarenko
bro1: Thanks for enlightening me bro.

by Nidardos RatOiler December 5, 2021

pooman

A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.

That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.

by not the pooman August 4, 2003

poma

Poma (P.O.M.A) means Piss/Pissing Out My Ass as used in the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette".

I ate too much fibre last night and proceeded to poma in and around the toilet bowl this morning.

by Culnburuh July 11, 2011

pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Pooball

A ball of poo

My Pooball were huge last night after I ate Mexican food.

by POO IN MY DOOKIE HOLE July 18, 2017

pomato

A combination of a potato, and a tomato.

"Look at these fresh pomatoes I just grew in my garden"

by Pomato September 17, 2006