Polaroid mania

Wasting copious amounts of expensive instant film like some kind of drug addict in the quest to get a photographic work of art out of a 40-year-old camera which was never designed to be much more than a handheld novelty to begin with. The quest is made nearly impossible by a relatively slow exposure and no tripod mount or cable release.

Symptoms of madness are closely related to the manic phase of bipolar disorder, and include fevered financial worry and strained ties to family and friends due to the hobby taking priority in the user's life.

User, waking in a caustic pile of spent peel-apart backings: "Jeezus Kodak! I just blew through $40 of instant film in two hours..."
Concerned friend: "Sounds like a brief episode of Polaroid mania. Say, have you ever heard of a digital camera?"
User: "Need_________more_________flashcubes..."

by JfromBMo June 7, 2011

polackian

adjective
of, or relating to, Polacks. usually quite cheap.

those polackian potatoes are a dime a dozen.
that builder used polackian cement.

by cookiecutter February 14, 2007

potaco

a potato taco

Anthony: I really want a taco.

Mariela: Ooooh. with potatoes in it.

Together: A POTACO! YES!

by Blackflame619 July 6, 2010

polaroid boy

A friend or significant other of the male sex that can only be found in Polaroid pictures.

You’ll forever be my Polaroid boy

by KJ3100 June 19, 2021

pilacobin

pushing a potted plant off a balcony or other high place

Jimpilacobin'd that plantoff the balcony

by Al demon July 29, 2003

jase polanco

Has no girls likes to play with his penis and is not charming

I saw Jase polanco playing with his moms pussy

by DOCTOR OF SEX July 5, 2016

Polackian

A person that eats polish sausages, they don't speak english, they live off the canadian welfare system.

Your mom is a a welfare loving Polackian.

by Distractedlife February 14, 2007