Columbian Porridge

Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal

I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge

by Clarrrrky December 7, 2019

Oregon Porridge

An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.

"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."

"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"

"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."

by bd150 July 22, 2021

Porridge

When something is just right.

"How was your steak last night?"
"it was porridge"

"how was that girl last night?"
"she was porridge"

by thatkidfromlondon September 9, 2012

porridge gun

Male erection... fully loaded.

is that a bowl of lucky charms in your pocket or is that a porridge gun???!

by rahh June 11, 2006

Porras Moment

A moment in which a person experiences extreme retardation and stupidity due to an inflated ego, an excess of free time, and incredibly high expectations of everyone and everything

P1) “She said she liked me and wanted to smash, but her eyebrows weren’t trimmed and she wasn’t blonde so I just walked away.”

P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”

by EzQuiplash May 16, 2021

Toowoomba porridge

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.

by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

stirring dirty porridge

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl

'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

by imthesean August 8, 2009