plumber

One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).

Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.

by bandcampgirl183 October 1, 2005

Sneaky Plumber

As a male and feamle are partaking in anal sex, prior to ejaculating he pulls out and shoves a plunger up the females ass

kaytee was complaining that kevins dick was too small to satisfy her so he thought the only way to get back at her was....BAM hit her with a sneaky plumber

by jimmy balls December 21, 2006

Plume

The absolute best part of a marching band uniform. Plumes are usually fluffy and they add about a foot to your height. Plumes come in nearly any colour, and some lucky bands even get sparkles in theirs.

"You are wearing the <opposite gender> plume!"

"Your plume is on backwards!"

by _brealondon_ April 18, 2018

Plumber's juice box

The action of when you use a straw to suck ass sweat from one's slightly exposed ass crack.

Last night I totally plumber's juice boxed Ted. It was kinda salty.

by Pharaohof666 November 8, 2021

Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown

Ethan is a plumber of cars.

by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023

peruvian plumber

The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.

Me and Shelia just did the Peruvian Plumber, and it was glorious.

by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. December 31, 2018

Chuck Plumes

To “Chuck a Plume” or “Chuck plumes” is to take a large hit of a vape devise, making a large cloud of vaper smoke.

Me:”But does it chuck plumes”
Friend:”Bro i was chuckin plumes all day with this”

Me:”bet”

by plume chucker August 16, 2019