Pecarded

1. Of, or pertaining to, the state of gear to which Pecards has been applied.

2. Preserved or ressurected.

1. I Pecarded my Raider's authentic Goatskin, and now it just won't distress.

2. Michaelson's and Indiana Jess's faces fail to bely their age since they are so well Pecarded.

by Indiana Guybrush March 29, 2004

picarding

the act of premature ejaculation over a very minor sexual act such as kissing or some form of body to body contact

You heard about that guy Mason?

No what happened?

He was making out with someone and he was picarding all over the place.

by bbutcher August 22, 2011

pizard

A mythical half panda, half lizard.

Whoa, look at that huge honkin' pizard!

by Mary M. Webster April 4, 2007

picadillo

Smelly Nasty public hairs, that are kinky and long

That twat has nasty picadillo hairs

by MISSHOLLYWOOD954954 January 10, 2012

Pizard

A piece of shit stuck to a furry dog's ass.

My dog needs a haircut, look at all the pizard on his ass.

by Chrono August 27, 2004

Picarding

Jizzing yourself in front of a female after having little to no contact, such as a kiss, a hug, or a wink.

Man, did you see that kid Picarding himself in front of that girl? Bet he gets a lot.

by notPicarding June 13, 2011

picardist

A subset of "Trekkie".
In his song "White and Nerdy" Weird Al Yancovic states: "The only question I ever thought was hard was "do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard" ." A Picardist differs from Yancovic in that this question is considered simple: Captain Picard is far better than Kirk.

-"Do you enjoy Star Trek?"
-"oh yes, I am an unapologetic Picardist!"

by Vegar March 12, 2017