phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.

Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

Phlagh

To find an idea or concept significantly distasteful.

So miffed at a particular concept or idea that you exclaim 'Phlagh' out aloud.

by flamersk August 6, 2008

philapitrated

To not make sense. To philapitrate.

James is quite philapitrated today.

by Mr Sir DeadlyMeerkat January 27, 2013

phlupunk

The act of dick slapping someone in the face. Refers to the sound that is made.

She likes to get phlupunked.

Sometimes you just have to pull it out and phlupunk her.

by xOrder November 3, 2013

Phlamingoe

A phlamingoe is a grown man that has the audacity to wear the color pink. It's not that he wears it, but rather that he becomes it. He does everything from painting his nails pink, to drinking strawberry milk, to getting a pink tinted spray-tan. He drives a pink Porsche, and has a chihuahua with a pink collar. His house is pink. His iPhone case is red (they were out of pink), but he bleached it so now it's kinda pink. Close enough. His golf clubs are pink, and his credit cards are pink (which he uses to buy other pink things). He only eats pink food (he believes that he will one day become pink through the same process as a flamingo. Hence the name "phlamingoe"). This man is PINK. Pink, pink, pink. And gay.

Guy: Awh man, that is one pink dude.
Other guy: That's a phlamingoe if I've ever seen one.

First guy: Bruh...

by Wordsmith1642 October 15, 2014

philapy

Noun; pronunciation: fill-uh-pee. A Philapy tends to be stubborn, sometimes annoying,childish, single minded, quick tempered, but also loving, caring, generous, silly. They are usually hard to live with but at the same time, life would not be the same without them.

Omg, you act just like a philapy!

by lezbhnst December 19, 2016

phlarp

The sound you make when you drop something and scream phlarp of fudgenuggets

Me: drop josh dun
Also me: phlarp!!!!

by Panic_at_the_fall_out_of_pilot May 2, 2018