phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Phillipines

It’s “Philippines” ya fucken’ dumb cunt get it right

“You’re from the phillipines?”
“It’s Philippines, dude.”
“Oh so you’re phillipinian?”

by Niromani May 27, 2023

phallicillac

used to describe a phallice like human (people whose names have start with a "ph" or a "fe"

Phallice, stop being a phallicillac cunt and join us for this game

by implasmatbh July 3, 2023

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024

Phillipaed

To aggressively smash your arse/teabag some poor, defenceless guy’s face…and he likes it.

“My girlfriend treated me right last night! She phillipaed me gooooood!”

by HazzaLizzi March 29, 2026

Pillican

A humorous, mildly insulting slang term used to describe a person who is behaving foolishly, cluelessly, or with misplaced confidence. The word is a hybrid of pelican and pillock, combining the absurd, vacant connotations of pelican with the established British insult pillock.

Etymology & insult context:

Pelican (informal insult): Used jokingly to imply someone looks or acts gormless, awkward, or vacant — often referencing the bird’s ungainly appearance or its large beak, suggesting a lack of awareness rather than stupidity.

Pillock (British slang insult): Refers to a stupid, irritating, or foolish person; mildly offensive but commonly used in a light-hearted or exasperated way.

Pronunciation note:
Pronounced as though a New Zealander is saying pelican, with flattened vowels and relaxed emphasis.

Tone:
Lightly mocking and informal; intended as playful or ironic rather than genuinely aggressive.

He forwarded the wrong attachment to everyone — what a pillican.

Stop being a pillican and read the email properly.

by Webby 86(2) December 15, 2025

Kidnapped In Phillipines

Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.

Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2024