Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.

Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

bruce pearl

A man that likes to have another man fuck him in the ass. Just before his anal assailant is about to climax he pulls out and jizzes on the catcher's neck while singing Rocky top and yelling J hoooook.

After I kicked his ass in basketball I gave him the Bruce Pearl.

by Cat fan MTFU February 29, 2020

Kamikaze Pearl Harbor

When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.

KAMIKAZE PEARL HARBORRRrrrrr!

by Jah Rastafari April 24, 2010

commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

by YAWA January 4, 2019

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.

1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?

by Jay April 16, 2004

Pearl River, NY

Irish Ghetto. Every1 whose fam moved from the bronx to rockland. Kinda sketchy in parts but a mad chill town. Evry1 is hardcore irish, & evry other building is a bar.

Yo wat u doing fo St. Pattys day?
Ima get mi drink on in Pearl River, NY

by biggepaceaz2243444 November 4, 2009

polish the pearl

When you lick the females clitoris, it can be referred to as "polishing the pearl" the clit being the pearl, your tongue doing the polishing..

She came over to my house, and I polished her pearl..

by Bill Will Gates August 3, 2005