When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman, he requests or physically suggests that she assume a kneeling position before him pre-climax. He then ejaculates upon her face, aiming for the nose, cheek, and forehead, and retrieves an American styled "confetti popper" from a garment pocket or nearby cabinet/nightstand. He then recites a line from the movie "The Patriot" and yanks the cord, initiating a facial spangling of red, white, and blue confetti.
by Peter Tolosa September 5, 2012
Get the The Patriotmug. by N0H0M0H0B0 January 25, 2015
Get the patriotingmug. Synonym of "uneducated, paranoid right winger". Normally an individual living in a fantasy world, who blames the fact that they are thick, ugly and unemployable on others. These 'patriots' take pride in wearing cheap Union Jack clothing or tracksuits (preferably both combined), have variations of bulldog tattoos, and a grand total of 3 teeth.
Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.
They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.
They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
"Did you see the state of that patriot singing GSTQ whilst falling out of Wetherspoons? What an absolute embarrassment."
"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."
"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."
"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
by annamcd February 21, 2019
Get the Patriotmug. loving ones country so much that you are willing to wear anything with your country's flag on it no matter how dumb you look
by theguywhoisawesome August 28, 2013
Get the Patriotismmug. A team who has benefitted greatly by luck and an easy schedule. After winning the Super Bowl they have been gifted with the easiest schedule in the NFL.
by A-Han November 3, 2004
Get the Patriotsmug. syn. - To Choke, To choke under pressure, can't win when they need to, THE BIGGEST LOSERS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1:Did you see that guy lose that game?
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.
by cacapoopoopeepeeshyre January 11, 2009
Get the patriotsmug. Patriot? Not one definition here fits patriot. Most, if not all, define a nationalist. Alas... another wasted entry in the urban dictionary.
Patriotism is love for one's country, not disrespect for all others.
Patriotism is the virtues that make you want to defend your fellow man, regardless of their borders.
Patriotism knows only virtue, nationalism knows only prejudice.
Patriotism is the virtues that make you want to defend your fellow man, regardless of their borders.
Patriotism knows only virtue, nationalism knows only prejudice.
by AnonymousGuy December 6, 2003
Get the PATRIOTmug.