Max, that little annoying parasite

An annoying parasite which feeds of people and annoys everyone it comes to contact with.

Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"

by Max the parasite July 5, 2020

Parasite

Someone who loves paramore so much theyll do/say anything to figure out why you dont.

When i told my friends that i didnt like paramore, those parasites started hounding me and telling me that i dont know what music is, that hayley williams is like the voice of our generation and that theyre gonna let me borrow riot and everything we know is falling.

by tig ol' biggins October 3, 2009

Pabasitable

Someone that is so amazing that you can't even think of a word to describe them.

WOW! That Stephanie Marlenna Douthitt girl is pabasitable

by Ederd Eaker January 12, 2009

gory parasite

a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man

Ryan Seacrest is such a gory parasite.

by penismcgyer July 13, 2009

Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.

Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...

by Son Bon July 17, 2011

Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

X parasite

A breed of organic life, the X Parasites are the most dangerous species of sentient life in the universe. They can infest themselves in a host body, thereby creating them a new body to live in.

"X Parasites are dangerous, man."

by FinalHazard April 25, 2004