paddle bitch

a sexy bitch

CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man

by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010

fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles

look at that lard arse using his fat paddles

by madferret September 19, 2010

padered

(Verb) To be given a written motion to present at a formal meeting that is read verbatim in order to forward a political agenda. However, that motion is self-incriminating or career ruining and was meant to forward a secret objective rather than to make you look like a hero.

Sarab gave me a resolution that would have limited tuition fee increases to predictable rates. But I got padered because when I presented it, everybody accused me of siding with the administration. I think I'll join the military now that my political career is over.

by politicionPader September 19, 2011

Paddle Wheeling

Like Motor boating but with the ass.

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.

by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014

PADD

packing all day disorder, or PADD, is affecting many young packers on discord.com it is a bad disease and is spreading fast, some people you may know that have this are, Glirus, Chris and of course Ant.

Yo did you hear about ant? he ran 60 hours with chris

yeah that nigga for sure has PADD

by J4NKY May 20, 2021

paddyrosshunt

A hot sexy man who is a sex beast and loves ket

“I want to kiss you paddyrosshunt”

by allahsballsack5 March 10, 2023

knick knack paddy crap

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

by brorobo August 26, 2013