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Mashing the pad

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.
Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.
by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009
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swamp pad

It is placed, usually toilet paper, in between your buttocks to prevent sharting as a result of sneezing, coughing or farting with more than the intended purpose.
Dude good thing I had a swamp pad because I coughed real hard and sharted!
by goldensurfer January 2, 2011
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tweaker pad

A place, usually an apartment or house, inhabited by methamphetamine users.
Livin' in a tweaker pad.
by Beezli January 1, 2009
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shag pad

(coloquialosm ) the place where you might have sex; another way of saying your house, home, apartment, etc; place of living.
You want to come check out my new shag pad?
Lets head over to my shag pad for some drinks.
by blooeyez July 4, 2008
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sketch pad

A private place of residence that has a steady flow of shady visitors due to the nature of business within said dwelling, i.e. the exchange of cash for black market goods and/or services, such as illegal drugs, weapons, prostitution, or some combination thereof.
Yo man, let's roll over to Sampson's place to score an ounce of weed.

Fuck that sketch pad, broham! Last time I bought herb from that dude, he opened up to me like I was Barbra Walters...told me he was impotent and shit...plus, one of his bitches was buggin' out on PCP and bit my goddang nuts. Let's just scrape some resin outta my bong instead.
by hecktor dangus, esq. February 16, 2008
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Hoe Pad

(noun) a dwelling for any hoe, hoebag, skank, or other promiscuous person. Commonly unclean and behind on rent.
She's hoeing off-campus probably living in her hoe pad!

How about you give me the address of her hoe pad so I can go tell her what a hoebag she is?
by Swarles January 18, 2009
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butcher's maxi pad

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.
My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad
by noidavailable October 28, 2008
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