someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.
someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious
someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious
by pumpkin.head September 15, 2009
an affliction in which a person (males have a much higher rate of infection than females) ignores something extremely important that he must take care of, and instead "sticks their head in the sand" like an ostrich in an attempt to forget about the pressing issue completely
Zephora: "Doesn't Gabriel have that court thing tomorrow?"
Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"
Priscilla: "Yes, but he has total Ostrich Syndrome about it. I'm not even sure he's going to show up for it!"
by tankedgirl October 31, 2010
by hairless August 20, 2005
Jizz out of your butthole
by HyperMattdamon4 December 28, 2011
When one is having sex with a woman from behind. At the point of orgasm, you then grab the woman by the hair and push her head through the sheet rock of the wall. This act causes the woman to tense up increasing the vaginal tightness.
by Shamus November 06, 2004
A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.
"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
by Ostrich Chaser February 28, 2010
A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.
by pasta ostrich October 11, 2022