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An ethical omnivore, the culinary opportunist takes advantage of whatever good eats are at hand, at the farmer's market, at the local restaurant/diner/ cafe/bistro. They are true to no particular fad, food type or ethnic cuisine. They are adventurous with curious palates, willing to try whatever is presented to them.
Walking through chinatown on a Sunday, the culinary opportunist felt the pull of the dim sum brunch.
by CulinaryOpportunist September 15, 2011
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To be fired or forced out of a job due to failure or scandal. The "opportunities" to be "pursued" may include crying, applying for unemployment, eating cheetos, and watching daytime talk tv. A close analogue, usually used in politics or sports, is the departure "to spend time with his family."
In the wake of its failure to meet earnings targets, the company announced that its chief financial officer would be leaving to pursue other opportunities and the company was planning to focus on its core competencies.
by smythy September 15, 2009
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little opportunities

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A phrase coined by Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. Little opportunities are generated by pimping one's own children out to the media.
Q - Hey, dude. Why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
A - Cause the Octomom is taking advantage of one of her "little opportunities" by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
Q - Ah! So, she's pimping those poor kids out again.
by TsuDho November 30, 2009
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opportunivore

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An individual who seeks food in any situation where no exchange of capital is needed, e.g., dumpster diving or crashing a wedding buffet
As an opportunivore, Lance preferred sponging off of friends rather than braving the cold, wet dumpsters.
by Dr. Octopus December 18, 2002
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Mopportunity

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adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.
"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."
by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
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Opportunistic Whore

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A person who takes advantage of any opportunity to achieve a goal by compromising principles such as morals, ethics & values regardless of the consequences of their actions, all for personal gain.
She doesn't care what she says or does or who she hurts along the way as long as she is getting what she wants because she's an opportunistic whore.
by sickofyoursh*t July 8, 2010
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Nopportunity

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A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.
"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)
by smartashley October 5, 2012
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