nail oneself

verb - to masturbate

"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.

by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008

Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.

COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111

by pkwatz March 22, 2010

Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key

Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones

by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018

The Ones Within

Is a really good anime

The Ones Within is a really good anime and is one of my favs

by XER101 December 23, 2020

niko oneshot

el gatto

Dude 1: Yo looks it's niko oneshot!
Dude 2: Are you high?

by anonymous November 23, 2022

Whipping out a onesie

The act of whipping it out, and cumming in one stroke.

Craig: "Dude WTF are you doing?"
Anthony: "GET OUT OF HERE! I'M WHIPPING OUT A ONESIE!"
Craig: *Walks away*

by Lambful August 31, 2018

all the best ones are gay

Brian Molko is not gay...he's bi

^^^ see example above

by AshtrayGirl February 6, 2005