Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.
Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
by cookc123 October 08, 2013
The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
by T r u t h. November 24, 2017
The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.
It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.
It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.
It is comprised of the 5 elements:
Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor
It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.
It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.
It is comprised of the 5 elements:
Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor
by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020
An abundance of diarrhea and other types of excrement spread across a bathroom floor and or walls. Usually found in the country of India due to 40% of the population shitting outside on the streets or beaches because the public bathrooms are overflowing with shit.
OH MY GOD! There's like 2 inches Floor Curry spread across the entire bathroom floor!
That Indian food is gonna make me drop some mean Floor Curry.
That looks like Floor Curry. (Aka shit)
That Indian food is gonna make me drop some mean Floor Curry.
That looks like Floor Curry. (Aka shit)
by D0balina June 30, 2019
Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"
by Ti-Charles April 27, 2012
Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.
"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
by philbobaggins October 27, 2016
by ZaphodPhouchg April 09, 2004