butt dial

accidentally dialing a cell phone thats in your pocket and the resulting broadcasting of a conversation to the last person dialed

We heard all the personal details of his blind date after he butt dialed the apartment landline.

by Roger Johansen February 12, 2009

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

Pudge Dial

An annoying effect that occurs with most touch screens if your fingers are too big/fat to hit an individual key. See also fat finger.

"Ah shit, i just pudge dialed some random person when i was trying to call my mom."

by littlepigswan May 09, 2010

booty dial

When you pretend like you butt-dialed someone, but actually called them with the intention of it being a booty call.

Paul wanted to booty call Pauline, but was too nervous. Instead, he booty dialed her so she would text him or call him back and figure out the real purpose of his call.

Paul booty dials Pauline.

Pauline: Hello? Hello?

Pauline texting Paul: Hey, did you mean to call me just now?
Paul: No, but now that you mention it, we shoul hang out.

Pauline: I'll be right over.

by Not Joe Knowles January 16, 2012

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010

drunk dial

the calls made usually at an ubsurd hour of the night/morning after drinking heavily that the caller regrets the next day when they discover that the person they called was their ex and they admitted to still having feelings for or something equally embarrasing

a conversation resulting from a drunk dial may go something like this:

"hello?"
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"ew"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'

by drunk dialer January 02, 2006

dial up

a primitive way to connect to the internet. those who still "dial up" are sad sad individuals.

A: i have dsl my grandma has dial up thats like going from a Porshe to a Honda

by Briam September 01, 2003