A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
by The Sweetness December 17, 2007
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: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."
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When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.
Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018
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if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
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Voila, you have an omelette.
Voila, you have an omelette.
by Tronno December 4, 2004
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by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008
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