your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Old Man

A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.

That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.

by T Macalicious May 16, 2011

old man fit

an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.

"richard gere, patrick swayze, liam and noel gallagher,
johnny depp, etc... well old man fit!"

by emily b! December 31, 2007

Old Man Jenkins

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"

Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.

by K. Aman March 16, 2005

Old Man Baby

A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.

Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.

by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011

Old Man Winter

A creepy old man who rapes and ejaculates on people who live in unheated homes in the winter. Characterized by an icicle dick and two large snow balls. On walks to school or work he is the one blowing his load on your exposed skin. He has no mercy and is a rat bastard.

-Dude, I put on as many layers as possible but old man winter some how got through to my ass and had his way with me.

-That's nothing dude. I woke up this morning and he'd blown his load on my face and there wasn't enough hot water in the tank to shower it all off.

by Peter North Pole January 2, 2008

horny old man

1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".

2. A pedophile above the age of 65.

3. Your dad.

John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.

by DreadedCo April 4, 2010