Someone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out.
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up
Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."
by Estretoseten February 23, 2015
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2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.
2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.
"Dude, I think its broken."
Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."
Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"
Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."
Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"
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by Linda Bobbers October 6, 2006
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someone who is both oblivious to the world around them and is also a complete idiot.
an oblivious idiot.
an oblivious idiot.
by B-Wild December 11, 2010
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