Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.

by [e-mail] September 13, 2023

nutcracker

Two girls at once. one licking your nuts and the other licking your crack! At least that is what my priest said it was.

Boy, that nutcracker left me drained and both girls washing their faces.

by jonboy absolute March 26, 2012

Nutsack

a playful, yet affectionate name that you and a friend call each other. Also, to be shouted out loud.

Dear Friend, How are you? Love, Your Nutsack

NUTSACK!

by Melanie R. August 20, 2006

nutsackishness

a likening of something to the conditions one might experience when dwelling on the surface of a large, underwashed, non-airconditioned nutsack. Almost synonymous with craptacular but possessing a more refined, descriptive edge.

Since all the bars in Austin are spiraling into a a vortex of unbearable nutsackishness, I'm now spending my Saturday nights on the couch with a bottle of Old Crow and 'Tussin.

by TheFelonWind June 11, 2006

Son of a nutcracker!

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.

*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

by KnightofNerdom December 11, 2018

nutsackular

n. Portmanteau of "spectacular" and "nutsack" denoting something to be awesome--usually used in either a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek manner. Used only between males.

Annoyer: d00d, i just p00ned j00!
Annoyee: Yep. You're fucking nutsackular at this game. Words can't begin to describe the skill it took for you to kill me with a rocket launcher whose splash damage covers half the level.

by sum lanj? January 19, 2009

Nutcracker

One of the Best kid's story ever made,
usually around christmas time. Many ballets companys have danced the nutcracker.
Starring Clara,Frits,Dr.Drosselmeyer and the prince, sugarplum fairy and etc.

i really loved this years presentation of the "nutcracker"

by diableincarne December 29, 2003