Nuclear Dutch Oven 

Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.

Oh man, will you stop farting! It's like a nuclear dutch oven in here!

Nuclear Dutch Oven by Choicelink May 13, 2010

Nuclear Holofuck 

When your dumb as hell friend does an action that is so incredibly stupid (even by their standards) and ends up getting completely fucked up in the process.

Jimmy! go put this bag of chips in the microwave!

No! im not gonna do that!

JIMMY! YOU FAT FUCK! go put these chips in the microwave!

Fine...

HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS ASPLODING!!! ITS JIMMY'S NUCLEAR HOLOFUCK!!!

Nuclear Holofuck by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008

Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.

(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."

Nuclear Fallout Smoothie by Colin Davis October 10, 2006

nuclear bomb 

when you take off all your clothes, stand on top of the toilet and take a shit mid-air. The sound makes a very loud "bomb dropping" eruption.

nuclear bomb

nuclear bomb by the nuke in a snuke1 October 15, 2009

nuclear war 

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

nuclear war by the person down the road December 1, 2003

Nuclear War 

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

Nuclear War by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.

Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.

nuclear meltdown by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005