nub

A small penis after erection. Especially used to describe the penis of fat men and body builders on steroids.

Jimmy is fat, therfore like most fat asses he is endowed with a nub, I'm sure. As for his brother, the body builder, still a nub!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

Nub

Typically a man of African American decent who has lost an extremity due to a cock fight accident. After these men suffer such horrible injuries they are forced to work at a Taco bell with their little stumps or otherwise known as Nubs. As the studies from Arlington Heights Nuby study center shows these men almost always work the cash register and when handed crumpled up bills these men slap the money against their little stumps or commonly known as nubs.

"Oh my god Daniel did you see that mans nub"
"HAHAH he has a nub"
"Wes wishes he became a Nub from a cockfight"
" Ricky Can't be in cock fights because of a certain reason, pertaining to the issue of having a cock"
" Myles wanker is a nub, think of an asians penis"

by Ryan Parker the first April 25, 2006

nub

if you use this word or others like leet hacker n00b and pwn...you get home from school or work if you even bother to shower that day and you get on the computer and play computer games for hours upon hours you also think you sound really awesome when you call people such things as nublets and n00bies...you need to step away from the computer and into the social world. realize that everybody gets pissed off when freaks like you say these things. just stop. this is my advice.
Lots of Love,
Carey

Conrad:hey guys I got 678 that time!

Leroy:you nub! my lowest score is 1311.

by akfjdsfa March 20, 2007

Nub

nub is a word used by computer geeks. It means your new at a game. And when used out of the computer world, means you you suck at life. And the best advice possible for a "nub" is to kill themselves

Brian: God i locked my keys in my car
Daniel: Your a fricking nub.

by gregory December 15, 2004

NUB

1) Notably Ugly Baby
2) the annual National Ugly Baby Contest

James: holy shit, my kid is such a nub

Fumi: dude, my kid won the NUB contest.

by Chinito Gonzalez April 11, 2008

Nub

A slang term for a joint of Marijuana, or just reefer in itself.

"Yo nigga, where da nubs at?"

by Daniel Beckmann July 25, 2006

nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike

New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.

by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002