Oogie Noogie

A very rough poke or grind with the knuckles, on a person's fragile head.

"Oh gosh! My brother gave me an oogie noogie!" -johnny smithens

by UuuUhLol May 27, 2023

Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025