narticle

A news article that, upon reading, leaves the reader no more informed than before they read it.

That editorial on brutalist architecture was a complete narticle, to the extent that I feel less smart after having read it.

by TJacobs July 23, 2019

nautical terms

Profane words normally associated with sailor talk.

Everything was fine until the argument became heated and nautical terms started flying.

by Wlodzimierz Brzeczyszykiewicz April 18, 2020

Nastacha

Nastacha is the name reserved only for the genuine and best women on earth. They are REALLY cute, beautiful, very smart, driven, have a wonderful and playful personality, and has this cute awkwardness about them. They are fun-loving, adventurous, silly, and always suspicious of everyone. Nastacha has the most amazing eyes ever. She always makes people laugh & her ass is the size of Jupiter. It's hard to get close to a Nastacha at first because they choose their friends wisely and are very untrustworthy to everyone around them. This is a good thing though because if they talk to you, they really mean everything they say and are very straightfoward about their feelings towards someone.

Nastachas severely underestimate everything about themselves, so you need to constantly prove to them that they are much better than they think. They also can dance and sing and they will do anything they set their mind to(except driving).

It's impossible to be actually mad at a Nastacha, no matter what they do, because they are so loveable :)

Nastachas can be confusing sometimes and they can make people go crazy sometimes, but in the end, it turns out everything they do that makes you go crazy just makes you like them just that much more. They're much more than meets the eye.
Never lose doubt of Nastacha, they don't lie, they are one in a million. Just because they don't hug you doesn't mean they hate you(I hope) =)

Guy 1: Look at that sexy girl over there
Guy 2: That is definitely a Nastacha

by RainbowFoxes October 19, 2020

nadstic

Someone or something that is beautiful and kind. Someone that can blind you by their beauty.

The woman I work with is beyond nadstic.

by NKJA June 9, 2021

nastiful

the equivalent of 30 truckloads of shit combined with nasty.

That was nastiful, girl.

You ate that much, u nastiful bro.

by burst of sarcasm June 14, 2021

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

testicle nesticle

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015