muftard

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

by quiktekk February 27, 2008

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Motarf

A {mohawk} that has grown out too much so that it forms a {mullet}. Popular in the south amoungst men born in the 80's, this incredible hair "don't" can also be found on various lesbians on the coast of southern California.

"Time to get a trim, son, you got yourself a motarf."

by stephiii2003 August 21, 2008

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Matariki

Matariki; n. Pleiades. (Matariki- Maori) (Kimah -Hebrew)
The Maori name for a cluster star system in our milky way galaxy, also known as the seven sisters, it is the nearest of all star clusters and visible to the naked eye.It is in the Taurus constellation. Recently it has been getting great media attention through loons and nutjobs that beleive aliens from this system are visiting and abducting them. ;

Matariki new year.

by Keemz84 November 5, 2014

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MOTAR

Fictional personality found on the usenet which typically converses with others in 3rd person and claims to be an oversized alien potato. MOTAR insists that his full name is 'MOTAR the imperious'. MOTAR is typically at the center of controversy in any disussion.

MOTAR the imperious is a nutcase. MOTAR the imperious is a beloved alien potato.

by Peter Principal August 19, 2006

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