marmite mongerer

someone who mungers marmite

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

by Beardedsquid March 21, 2008

marmite

Poo. Used (in a derogatory fashion) in conjunction with anal sex, and thus a homosexual who does so - a "marmite miner".

You're such a marmite miner.

by a pseudonym May 13, 2005

Marmiting

An alternative to "jammin'" meaning just chillin or hanging out.

"What you up to today?"
"Just marmiting, you?"

by Tom++Char August 21, 2008

marmite

tastes like stale marmite.

by feeeeeeeeeeeee April 4, 2003

minge marmite

when the ass is wiped from the wrong direction causing shit to be pulled forward covering the minge in poo, thus making it look like marmite.

minge covered in shit

shitty minge
minge marmite

by poooooooo March 29, 2012

marmite moterway

the latter part of the digestive system.
namely the rectum and anus.

sometimes refers to someone who shits alot.

you know that blond chick, i fucked 'er up the marmite moterway.

by celestial phoenix April 10, 2008

Marmitish

something u either love or hate there is no inbetween like the taste of marmite

Paris Hilton is marmitish

by marmite44 November 11, 2010