mandy candy 

Crack cocaine

From Chappelle show...
"I smoke Mandy candy"
"I'm Tyrone biggums... A Mandy candy head"

Also a failed last man standing clothing line

mandy candy by Tyronebiggums February 11, 2014

muddy sheets 

The muddy sheets is an exotic and erotic sexual maneuver, involving a man, woman, and the man's best friend. You begin by fucking your lady friend in the ass via doggy style while under the sheets of your best friend's bed. She begins to get tired out when you donkey punch her hopefully initiating the washing machine. IF the first punch does not grant the desired effect, punch repeatedly. Mid seizure she will begin shitting all over the covers, in which case you GET OUT OF THERE. Make sure to yell as loudly as possible when running away, kind of like a dying goat. This will create the muddy sheets effect for your best friend when he comes home and finds a passed out chick in a shit covered bed. Bon apetite!

Ethan was shocked and appauled to find Kasi, his ex-lover, in some muddy sheets, right after Kevin ran out of his room yelling "BAAAAGHGGHHHHHHAHAWH"

muddy sheets by Senoir Mud May 15, 2008

dirty mandy

any girl who shits in a swimming pool or hot tub and blames it on the guy she is with

I left the party after my GF pulled a dirty mandy on me. Nasty bitch!

dirty mandy by Dr. Simulacra October 16, 2013

Muddy Margarita 

Salt the rim of a asshole and squeeze in a lime. Then grab this person forcefully and have surprise buttsex with them. Have person hover over your mouth till the mix is complete. Shake, Serve and Enjoy!

We ran out of glasses, so we made Muddy Margarita's in Bliss's ass!

Muddy Margarita by Tracy Ray/Mike Landeau April 25, 2008

Mundell 

A set amount of rich people, that are winning like charlie sheen. They are very positive and nice.

1# Hey man you dropped a $100 bill.
Mundell- Its fine, i use it to floss my teeth.

Mundell by TechForever July 5, 2011

Muddy throbber

When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.

Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.

Muddy throbber by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013

Brown Munde 

Brown Munde defines all the mans in the Indian Sub-Continent. In general, the term became widely used after the song "Brown Munde" by AP Dhillon. It's mostly used by desi mans.

Where these brown munde going?

Brown Munde by DesiMunde February 5, 2021