Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who performs oral sex on another lesbian.

"She's a total lesbian now. She's a carpet muncher."

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

Mongolian Butt Muncher

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.

Dude, you should totes try a Mongolian Butt Muncher

by holysweetgoddamn! January 16, 2011

crab muncher

a man who gives oral sex to a woman with pubic lice.

"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. This made me a Crab Muncher"

by nickthavick October 5, 2005

Munster Muncher

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...

Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...

by ULOPC January 19, 2010

owl muncher

The owl muncher typically is a brute who devours baby owls as an expression of his insensitive chavishness.

The application of the term to women is frequent.

You could not marry that sensitive young man, you're too much of an owl muncher

by Jonathan Pundaddylein May 5, 2010

Scat muncher

1) Someone who consumes feces for sexual arousal.

See Rush Limbaugh

For someone who will never get laid, Dan certainly is the biggest scat muncher I know!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

couch muncher

A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.

Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005