Mud Monster

Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.

I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

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Mud Straw

A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.

Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

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The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.

"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."

by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021

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Mud Volcano

(n) A sex act which involves someone with diarrhea engaging in receptive anal sex. The removal of erect penis causes a rocket of liquid feces to stream out of the person's asshole. Considered VERY gay in Trinidad.

Roger: What's the number of a good carpet cleaning service?

David: Why?

Roger: I gave this girl a mud volcano last night and there is shit everywhere!

Selfish Michael: Gross!

by Room'd July 5, 2011

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