Mat Morbid

1. A craddle robbing hoe
2. usually has a big gap
3. doesn't brush teeth
4. sceenie weenie
5. ugly

"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"

by LaQuisha Shanqueeta Jackson June 16, 2008

Morbid

Morbid refers to someone's mother who is extremely overweight.

Josh - "Your mother is morbid bro."
Dave - "Fuck you bro. Your mother is so morbidly obese."

by Senorita Consumer October 7, 2021

morbidly obese

a guy weighing over 100 kilograms(220.462 pounds for you americans). Could be a guy or a girl, most likely a word to describe your substitute gym teacher

Sub Gym teacher: greetings maggots im your gym teacher for today men
Class: *whispers among selves* That dude is morbidly obese!

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi August 12, 2015

morbid kittie

a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.

that girl is a cute lil morbid kittie!

by morbidangel5150 September 26, 2008

Morodic Dagger

Mordocs Weapon Of Choice.

One Day Mordoc Will Bring His Morodic Dagger Down Into Robells Skull, Casting SHAME on His family, SHAME!!!

by Broderick November 14, 2003

mobododo

mobododo means to have a tricky situtation where you happend to have a angry sad happy annoyed turd which is refusing to come out and it causes you great pain and suffering and makes you pop a vein in your forehead

bob: whats wrong with you
fred:by george i think i have a mobododo
bob: washing machines live longer with calgon

by ilurveyourbumbecauseitshines July 7, 2006

Morbididity

To be very morbid, or the act of being morbid

Dude, those lyrics are pure morbididity.

by Flying Corpses March 16, 2010