morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 4, 2004

Lucifer Morningstar

This sexy devil is one sexy beast reject his sexual consent and he will give you the big sad. His suit and his cunning looks will entrance you in love. You wont be able to live with out him he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: Dude i just pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on your grandma.

Ethan: Fucking dies*

by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019

morning breast

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before

My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!

by Conker1 October 4, 2016

Mobina

A Beautiful girl with seductively mesmerizing eyes ...
The heavenly ones are said to have blue hair ,Just Like the blue birds ... Only one has ever been seen to this date

if you see a Mobina , you will never be same person again .

by Unknown8m August 18, 2018

morning flap

The flap of hair that stick out of your head when you sleep on one side for too long.

Billy's morning flap shakes when he nods

by JackNg June 18, 2008

morbidly tubby

When a person or animal is morbidly obese (has a BMI of 40 or more and is at a greater risk for illnesses including diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), gallstones, osteoarthritis, heart disease, and cancer) but somehow retains a hint of cuteness.

John: Linda, your cat is stupid fat; she's struggling to breathe right now. It's kind of cute.
Linda: Yeah, she is morbidly tubby.

by jdawg124 December 25, 2011

the morning announcements

Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.

My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.

by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018