Moose

When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.

Will and Alex came home from overseas and told of their moose in Canada.

by Travi January 24, 2008

Moose

(adj) Anything resembling a vagina or having qualities thereof.

I can't look at taco's from straight up anymore. It makes me feel sick.
Too moose for you, huh?
So fucking moose.

by Jjef April 15, 2010

Moose

a slang term used in an affectionate way to call someone when they have done something stupid.

you stupid moose! why did you let the dog escape!

by mmmm, smeat. July 18, 2003

Moose

A moose is another word for whore. A way to describe a slut. Can also be used as "Moosie".

Friend 1: Damn that girl is good looking

Friend 2: Yeah dude, but I bet she is a total moose.

by Nick, Cordell, Ian January 25, 2009

Mooses

A group of females that go to several nightclubs a week, are loud, annoying and enjoying letting people know there whereabouts (at the particular nightclub) on social network websites such as facebook, twitter or myspace.

'They are the biggest bunch of mooses'
'Where did Jesse go?

I think he left with that moose'

by Ivan Milat III April 12, 2011

Moose

The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something

Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."

by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014

Moose

Descriptive -

Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.

2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.

A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.

Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.

"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"

-Vomits-

by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009