Moose

To Moose - a verb used to describe a sexual act in which a man places both thumbs in the anus of a female and spreads his other fingers wide over her butt cheeks. The resulting effect resembles moose antlers.

Pat: "I cant believe you moosed that stripper in the back of the limo"

Jake: "Her ass was in my face the whole time she was giving you head, what else was I suppose to do?"

by the only tigger December 9, 2008

moose

The logo of Abercrombie.

The Abercrombie shirt had a moose on it.

by Moose January 24, 2005

moose

n. A fat ugly woman

Have you seen John's new bird - what a moose!

by Shevek September 22, 2002

moose

a slave; originating during the Koren War. Families would sell their children to work for foreigners as "moose." Sometimes the female moose had other responsibilities...

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Moose

A tired, typically quiet person, especially one who has consumed large amounts of water

"He wouldn't say anything - just kept chugging water. He's such a moose."

by Phoebe Buffay April 19, 2006

Moose

a weapon in counterstrike

i got the moose....do you?

by one slick german October 15, 2003

Moose

1. To become inebriated.
2. To have sex.

1.
"Moosin' on the moose juice."
"Dude, you were moosed like a caboose."
"Once the moose is loose, you can't goose the noose."
"Hey man, don't be a moose noose."
2.
"I moosed that papoose like a zeus moose."

by Devin Conathan December 26, 2004