What the Seaman Staines, Master Bates thing in Captain Pugwash? No, never happened, it's just an urban myth
by Shevek September 22, 2002

n. A fat ugly woman
by Shevek September 22, 2002

The White Horse mate, nah it's naff - you wanna get yourself down the King's Arms - full of totty on a Friday night
by Shevek September 22, 2002

by Shevek September 22, 2002

Deeply insecure people wjo seek solace in looking exactly the same as all their fellow fashion victims. See also magazine people
by Shevek September 22, 2002

1) Yeah, Kylie's a prime piece of totty alright
2) I tell it was wall-to-wall totty in here last night
2) I tell it was wall-to-wall totty in here last night
by Shevek September 22, 2002
