Definitions by Shevek

moose

n. A fat ugly woman

Have you seen John's new bird - what a moose!

moose by Shevek September 22, 2002

bird

slang (eng.) young woman

Fuck, that bird's fit

bird by Shevek September 22, 2002

fashion victims 

Deeply insecure people wjo seek solace in looking exactly the same as all their fellow fashion victims. See also magazine people

fashion victims by Shevek September 22, 2002

totty 

1) n. singular An attractive woman
2) n. plural Many attractive women

1) Yeah, Kylie's a prime piece of totty alright
2) I tell it was wall-to-wall totty in here last night

totty by Shevek September 22, 2002

mobile 

n. abbreviation: mobile phone

If you can't make it give us a ring on me mobile

mobile by Shevek September 22, 2002

baps 

n. breasts (orig. NW England)

Nice pair o' baps

baps by Shevek September 22, 2002

virgin

n. Person who has not yet had sex. Largely believed to be mythological.

virgin by Shevek September 22, 2002