Monk

To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.

Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.

by ConejoView October 07, 2016

Monk

1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray

2) A monkey

1) That monk is always praying

2) Le monk 🐵

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 March 13, 2022

Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.

How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?

by KarCraft May 26, 2015

Monke

We should reject humanity and return to this

Person: “we should revert to monke”
Person 2: “ok then”
Person 1 and 2: *reverts to monke*

by Olive-the-idiot March 20, 2021

Monke

This is another way of spelling “monkey” and can be used for all situations to mean anything. It is the UNO reverse card of words.

“I was talking to this girl and she asked me how I like my coffee so I replied with, Monke.”

by The Monke God August 04, 2021

Monke

Big Monke

Yo Wsssp Broski I’m Just listening to these rad tunes fo shizzle tha song name is Monke

by YoPrestonChill December 30, 2021

Monke

A god among beings that can not be stopped and will take over the entire world and teach you the way of the monkeys you shall praise your god you useless fool

ALL HAIL MONKE

by Monke god May 19, 2021