When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
Get the Married Mans Mongrel Maulmug. it is a total bitch who sucks dick
by kennedy f February 8, 2014
Get the cock sucking whore mongrelmug. ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
by ilovelivya December 25, 2023
Get the cock mongrelmug. being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up
'what are you up to you filthy human?’
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
by keith-gary December 20, 2010
Get the Mongrelatingmug. by SavDae99 March 10, 2023
Get the Mongrelmug. A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.
by SLM099 June 17, 2024
Get the Mongrel animationmug. 