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Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
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cock sucking whore mongrel

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off
by kennedy f February 8, 2014
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Cock mongrel

That Maicy Rasmus is a real cock mongrel
by Resident rump May 17, 2023
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cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny
ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
by ilovelivya December 25, 2023
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Mongrelating

being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up
'what are you up to you filthy human?’

'im just mongrelating...’

‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
by keith-gary December 20, 2010
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Mongrel

A beast in the sales industry. The leaders for how it's done. Take no prisoners on the upsell.
Those mongrels at 5009 are always killing their sales goals.
by SavDae99 March 10, 2023
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Mongrel animation

A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.
Western cartoons that are inspired by Japanese Anime is considered mongrel animation.
by SLM099 June 17, 2024
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