goat monger

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11

Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!

Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.

by Ian Henman November 08, 2003

queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"

Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"

by Davey Bizzl October 02, 2007

pussy monger

one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.

damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.

by bagheera187 February 10, 2006

soup monger

A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!

He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.

Soup Monger was being such a dick, he fielded three of my threads this week alone!

by kevin horan October 29, 2009

Co-Monger

A annoying person. Trying to join in a conversation. A total disrespectful person.

Adrian: So you down for tonight.
Laura: Party!
Adrian: Yes!
James: Can i go?
Adrian: NO
James: Pleaseee
Adrian: Dude stop being a Co-Monger!!

by Rayado100 June 16, 2011

tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.

What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.

by Ticking Clock August 14, 2008

Monkey Monger

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.

Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger

by jokerswild February 13, 2010