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Dish Monger

An person who repeatedly hoards used and unsanitary dishes in a confined space, that are rank, spoiled, and contaminated with disease. A Dish Monger does not have the ability to discard such items.
The dish monger named Rozzi, left spoiled milk for two weeks in her room.
by Lomyr September 13, 2011
mugGet the Dish Mongermug.

queef monger

A female who has way to much pussy gas A.K.A "Queef"
Dam Hoe you are a fucking "Queef Monger"
by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007
mugGet the queef mongermug.

goat monger

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11

Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.
by Ian Henman November 7, 2003
mugGet the goat mongermug.

pussy monger

one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.
damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.
by bagheera187 February 15, 2006
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soup monger

A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!

He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
Soup Monger was being such a dick, he fielded three of my threads this week alone!
by kevin horan October 29, 2009
mugGet the soup mongermug.

control monger

An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.
"Ignore Brian, he's the resident control monger".
by Muzzrelli February 7, 2018
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trash mongerer

Someone who is trash and walks the way a raccoon does after rummaging through your trash. Someone being gross and is an unflattering drunk. Bangs a lot of dudes.
Anja and Danielle are straight trash mongerers because they bop around and bang dudes.
by trashmong101 June 18, 2018
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