If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
by Ian Henman November 07, 2003
by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007
An person who repeatedly hoards used and unsanitary dishes in a confined space, that are rank, spoiled, and contaminated with disease. A Dish Monger does not have the ability to discard such items.
by Lomyr September 13, 2011
one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.
damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.
by bagheera187 February 15, 2006
A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
by kevin horan October 29, 2009
One who gets most of all their knowledge from news channels such as cnn, fox, cnbc, ect. Also, another for would be social-media's Facebook, twitter, ect.
Whe can all tell the Johnson's live in a pen and paper world. Everything they said tonight made them sound like a media monger family.
by Blitzed4lyfe20 October 10, 2016
An incompetent employee, unable to either be productive or manage others who are, and instead manipulates to ensure communications flow thru them, and they have authority to make decisions for which they are unqualified.
by Muzzrelli February 07, 2018