muncle

Red neck for my uncle.

Muncle Andy texted me this weekend.

by Thunderly January 9, 2019

Moncher

A boy who is very horny and part of a Vicks cult and will talk to you about anything and everything he will tell you everything and destroy your innocent mindset.

Moncher ruined my life

by SmallEyeGamer March 31, 2019

crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

crude monocle

The resulting ring of shit left around the perimeter of an anus after anal penetration.

Good show, my boy! You have thrusted your flesh sword to such great depths to create the most exquisite crude monocle I have ever seen.

by diab0lus August 29, 2012

Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.

by Varmit55 September 14, 2018

Pearl Monacle

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.

Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.

by Mike March 19, 2003

cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.

I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.

by yofaceyo October 16, 2006