The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.
Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025
by Rickwann March 18, 2019
The main man. Usually works first shift and does nothing but sit at his desk. Always complains about working on his floors. Never comes in on time and bitches about how hard it is to get dressed and come to work. Also talks with a nasaly voice and is always in search of Coke.
"There he is again. Little bitch taking a nap at his desk making me do all the work. Thats why he's the Molding Hero."
by Supa' Dub T June 26, 2008
Jim " Yo, Bill I shot mold on that bitches warm pussy mold dripped down her ugly green looking cunt before i ate that pizza her grandma made!
by Ohfuckyesyousluttyfuck March 15, 2014
by Debskelly1985 May 09, 2023
by CatfishBilly11 November 03, 2017